Yesterday evening I parked under one of the trees next to my driveway.
This morning, I discovered that my car was fair covered in bird poo.
Politely, I asked the birds if they would mind awfully much not shitting on my car in the future.
They told me to stop parking underneath their toilet.
Made up hashtag because I really haven't worked out how the Twitter lark (teehee) goes: #birdsarecheekylittlesodsanddontgetmestartedonthesquirrels.