Birdies 1 - Haynes 0

Yesterday evening I parked under one of the trees next to my driveway.

This morning, I discovered that my car was fair covered in bird poo.

Politely, I asked the birds if they would mind awfully much not shitting on my car in the future.

They told me to stop parking underneath their toilet.

Made up hashtag because I really haven't worked out how the Twitter lark (teehee) goes: #birdsarecheekylittlesodsanddontgetmestartedonthesquirrels.